[April Fools] California To Require Fin Grips on All Handguns

Sacramento, CA — California lawmakers have signed into effect Bill SB420.69 which defines the new term "super assault pistol." One manufacturer has already created CA-compliant pistol fin grips to loophole around certain features.

This was an April Fools article originally published on 4/1/2021.

The new bill outlines super assault pistols as having any of the following characteristics:

Because all modern handguns meet at least one of these criteria, a grip fin is now required for all handguns.

However, law enforcement is exempt.

One entrepreneurial firearms accessory company, Tactical SEAL Sheepdog Warfare Inc, has already released a CA-compliant pistol fin grip that separates the hands.

This setup removes the possibility of a comfortable pistol grip which increases safety, noted the new bill's proponents.

Other benefits of the Tactical SEAL Sheepdog Warfare's Freeedom-Boi Grip (patent and trademark pending) include:

The Freeedom-Boi Grip retails for $129.99 and is compatible with full-size and compact super assault pistols. The Freeedom-Boi Grip Mini retails for $109.99 and is compatible with sub-compact pistols.

Customers can also choose from a handful of playful images to mix-and-match onto their Freeedom-Boi Grip for an additional $49.

Disclaimer: This is a satire/parody post, which may or may not use actual names in quasi-real and/or fictitious narration. So try not to get too butt-hurt about it.

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