Category Humor
[Quiz] What Type of Gun Fanboy Are You?
Glock, HK, Hi-Point? Find out what type of gun fanboy you are with our quick little quiz. (Read)
Gun Owner Excited Liberal Friends Now Into Guns; Exhausted as Their Sole Source of Information
Seattle, WA -- Local gun owner Randall Phillips likes to look at the bright side of things, generally. (Read)
.40 S&W Readopted Nationwide
In a shocking turn of events, the FBI, LAPD, NYPD, LVPD, ATF, and GSA have announced that due to a nationwide shortage of 9mm and .45 ACP they will be readopting .40 Smith & Wesson as their primary duty cartridge. (Read)
Man Didn't Realize Personal Hygiene First To Go While Waiting For Society to Collapse
TUCSON, AZ -- Tucson native and avid prepper Danial Cruz has led a pretty uneventful life, by his own admission, and that's fine by him. (Read)
Pandemic Barter Values of Common Ammo
New York City, NY -- Ammunition manufacturers are posting massive gains this week as reports of toilet paper hoards begin to run dry. (Read)
Man Upset He Can't Draw His Revolver at a Holster Booth During NRAAM
JOHNSON CITY, TN — Local man Marshall Tuckerson, age 73, voiced his disgust at the cancellation of this year's NRA Annual Meeting (NRAAM) in Nashville, TN. (Read)
Local Man Dedicates Life to Valiantly Defending Hi-Point Online
Deming, NM - New Mexico native Mike Yeetanelli announced earlier this afternoon that he's quit his job as a contractor to pursue "a higher calling" - defending the good name of besieged low-cost firearms manufacturer Hi-Point in what appear to be obvious humor pieces throughout the entire internet. (Read)
The Dumbest Glock Build Ever
We've done a bunch of great Glock builds. Here's what we came up for the absolute dumbest build possible. Check out our monstrosity. (Read)
NRA Introduces "Soundcloud Rapper" Persona to Counter Abysmal Millennial Membership
FAIRFAX, VA—In a blatant marketing move sure to come across as tragically unhip to its target demographic, the National Rifle Association announced today its intention to introduce a new spokesperson aimed specifically at bolstering millennial membership. (Read)
5.11 Resurrects Iconic 90s Streetwear Brand JNCO For 'Unparalleled Capacity' EDC Pants
LOS ANGELES, CA—In a move sure to rock both the tactical and cybergoth club rave scenes to their core, 5.11 has officially unveiled plans to acquire and resurrect Los Angeles-based streetwear company JNCO. (Read)
Biomedical Group Unveils the Kangaroo, World's First Skin-Grafted Holster
TAMPA, FLORIDA - Dubiously legal tech and defense startup Fastgood Biomedical has broken new ground today with the launch of their Kangaroo Koncealment line of skin-graft based holsters. (Read)
John Moses Browning Exhumed & Reanimated to Kickbox Gaston Glock
OGDEN, UT—DARPA scientists exhumed John Moses Browning's body and reanimated it utilizing the latest in technology. (Read)
BREAKING: DoD Awards Kalashnikov Concern With US Military Contract
Washington, D.C. — In a stunning reversal of decades of military doctrine and common sense, the acting Secretary of Defense today announced the gradual replacement of M4 and M16 rifles currently in service with AK100 series rifles. (Read)
AZ Man Wins USPSA Match With 32 oz AR-15 Despite Severe Burns
BULLHEAD, AZ - Local USPSA pistol carbine competitor Scooter Davenport, 56, shocked onlookers this past weekend by taking home 1st place with a skeletonized barrel and buffer tube taken from a cutaway AR-15 diorama. (Read)