Pew Pew Tactical is expanding its offering – moving past articles and video reviews to launching an entire series of new pistols.
The PPT Spec OPS Force Tactical Model R234 A-1.25 Gen 3 series capitalizes on the pistol market and its love of small guns with loooong names.
PPT’s series kicks off with three new models, bringing various features to consumers – including custom PPT engraving.
First in the series is a limited-edition baby blue pistol chambered in 9mm.
This model –the PPT Spec OPS Force Tactical Model R234 A-1.25 Gen 3 DMX Ruff Ryder — is dedicated to beloved rapper DMX. RIP.
It features an iconic phrase from the later rapper, laser engraved on the slide.
The pistol also offers red dot compatibility for those that want to throw a red dot on it.
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Prices accurate at time of writing
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Coming up next is the uber tactical model — PPT Spec OPS Force Tactical Model R234 A-1.25 Gen 3 Coyote Ugly.
This model will ensure everyone knows you mean business due to its tacticool tan color, steel slide, and .45 ACP chambering (it won two World Wars, damn it!).
The PPT logo is engraved on the slide, and the trigger also sports a special “pew pew” engraving. Slap it in your favorite Uncle Mike’s holster — OWB, of course — and you’re ready to roll.
Rounding out the series is the PPT Spec OPS Force Tactical Model R234 A-1.25 Gen 3 Pretty in Pink.
Seeing as PPT’s Editor-in-Chief is a female, we figured we’d cater to the ladies and release a gun just for them – in hot pink and chambered in .380 ACP, of course! Need your man to take out the trash? Whip this bad boy (or should we say bad girl) out and whip him in shape.
This model comes equipped with a special Tactical Standoff Guide Rod…a new feature that helps keep enemies at bay.
PPT Founder and CEO Eric Hung said the new pistols are an important addition to the PPT name.
“These guns really show our commitment to staying current with the gun industry. The longer, the better, am I right?”
The PPT Spec OPS Force Tactical Model R234 A-1.25 Gen 3 series will be available in late 2023 with an MSRP of $4,572.31
Disclaimer: This is a satire/parody post, which may or may not use actual names in quasi-real and/or fictitious narration. So try not to get too butt-hurt about it.
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When I saw the MSRP'S, I knew I'd been pranked. LOL.
Great Job Guys & Gals.
‘Coyote Ugly’. hee hee
This is one of my daily internet reads. I totally forgot all about April Fools Day and read this article, believing it the whole way (because your content is ALWAYS relevant and I have tested it to be accurate). I was getting so angry!!! I was heartbroken thinking that I was going to stop following PPT because they went off the deep end. Then I read the disclaimer and was so embarrassed that I fell for it. Nice job you guys! I am still laughing about it even though I read it yesterday! Thanks for all the great content. I appreciate you all!
The long naming convention seemed to start with high end watches and it's gone stupid from there. Guns, truck, now cheap knives from China are doing it. It's as if each additional name is worth 15% more.
It's used to be [Brand][single word product name] was good enough, but nooooo, 4, 5, 6 or more now.
What's next, coffee?
Ha! Well done, Jacki!
I love the "Tactical Standoff Guide Rod" - reminds me of the short-lived Honor Guard pistol.
Of all days, why did you need to add a disclaimer? For those who don’t own a calendar?
You’d be surprised at how many emails we get if we don’t add a disclaimer.
Can i get a discount if i get all 3. Maybe like $12,000 package deal and extra mags for $300 per mag. Or should i get like 24 sig 365xl. I got to be practical spend the money on 2 boxes of 9mm a dozen eggs and a full tank of gas..
Of course! The PPT Package is a steal at $12k!!
I will sell a kidney asap
Was thinking “wow PPT moved into meme territory overnight”. Then realized what day it was.
Looks like something the guy with the shorts would carry.