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10 Best Aggressive Gun Guy Shirts (That Make You Sigh)

There's a lot of gun related t-shirts out there. We've scowered the web for the top 10 most aggressive gun shirts that are actually real.

They’re in the streets all around us, and yet most of us probably don’t bat an eye.

While perhaps notable a decade and a half ago, we’re all likely numb to generic moto-gun guy tees. But where have all the extreme / extremely silly shirts gone?

Why is there so much of this garbage on the internet?

Don’t worry.

We found them.

10 Best Aggressive Gun T-Shirts

1. Very Patriotic Toddler Apparel

While the messaging itself is nothing special here, there’s something to be said for using your child as a billboard for your own opinions.

Your baby can’t own a gun, isn’t capable of respecting the troops with the mental capacity of a Pomeranian, and has no damn clue what the Constitution is.

Please just let them wear cartoon clothes or whatever.

2. Sorry, Smith & Wesson is doing what?

We’re… not entirely sure what this one’s trying to say. We’re not positive, but we don’t recall the threat of Smith & Wesson-based violence being a primary motivator for the passage of the 19th Amendment. Does S&W know that they’re being included in nonsensical shirt slogans probably generated by a Chinese neural network?

He’ll yeah, sister.

3. The Firearms Equivalent of a Big Dog’s Tshirt

As it turns out, all you need to make your very own gun dad shirt is some clipart and a vaguely threatening message spread out across as many fonts as possible.

See? It’s easy – try it yourself!

Basically the same thing.

4. Wait, how did this become an American thing?

I’m sure we’re all well acquainted with this gem from Reddit by now, but just in case:

Outside of asking your friends to kill you if you temporarily travel in any direction but forward, there’s nothing overtly insane and this is pretty par for the course for Grunt Style as a brand.

However, the quote actually originated from a mediocre Royalist French general that fought against the French Revolutionary Army, and given the target demographic for this stuff generally has an unfavorable view of monarchies – you know what? Nevermind.

Keep on keepin’ Disneyland safe there, sheepdog.

5. Announcing My Intent to Kill You Through a Nursery Rhyme

A significant amount of these shirts are essentially just different spins on the central theme of ‘enter my house and I will shoot you’.

Did you think you were getting out of here without a Punisher Skull?

Which… okay, for sure, but there’s definitely something creepy about needing to announce that through a child’s rhyme.

Compared to the somewhat more pragmatic ‘Intruders Will Be Shot’ sign, people that see you wearing your hickory dickory Glock shirt out in public presumably won’t know where you live.

Unless you’re watering the front yard while wearing it, which you probably are. 

6. The Same as Above, But Worse

“Now I lay me down to sleep, beside the bed a SEMI-AUTOMATIC WASR1O WITH AN OPTICS RAIL BUT NO OPTICS I keep…” 

You have to appreciate the fact that this shirt got just edgelord enough to drop an unnecessary F-bomb, but felt the need to clarify that the AK variant you’re going to be shot with is definitely not an NFA item.

7. Veteran Word Soup

Admittedly, I have a soft spot for verbiage written by bad robots – and there is almost no way an actual human spent time producing this design.

Similar to the “Never Mess with a Man Who Was Born in March and Likes Seafood” shirt your dad probably bought, we have to imagine that this is some sort of AI or shirtbot poorly attempting to generate positive things to say about veterans while slapping a Pittsburgh Steelers color palette and ‘hit by car’ filter on it.

8. Threats – But Threat-ier 

Regardless of our own personal feelings on politics, it doesn’t seem controversial to state that “I will murder you for disagreeing with me”  is a pretty batshit insane thing to put on a piece of clothing.

That you wear.

In front of other people.

9. The Constitution Has More Than One Amendment

For as much as pro-2A clothing is generally plastered with pictures of the Constitution, it seems like a fair chunk of the moto t-shirt bros forget that the 1st Amendment exists and extends to things that you don’t like. 

10. SHAPES ARE NOT ANY LETTER YOU WANT

Freedom Shirt

Framericadom. *REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

Conclusion

What did we miss? What’re some of the cringiest shirts you’ve seen in public? For some more random stuff…check out 4 Weirdest Tactical Things on Amazon.

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    Chris Burdick

    I guarantee you that these are the kinds of shirts that only idiotic, attention-seeking, narrow-minded, detestable douchebags would wear, just to get a rise out of people. Retailers shouldn't even be allowed to sell crap like this in their stores and anyone who wears it, should definitely be arrested, because who's to say it's not associated with racism, gang affiliation and other deplorable, derogatory stuff? We don't honestly know. So some people like crap like this. I don't and I'm sure other people don't care for it, either and I find it nauseating that nothing's being done about it. Apologies for the foul language, but that's just how I feel on the matter.

    February 17, 2020 10:01 pm
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      Tommy M

      Yah! You said it! And people who use foul language while venting on the internet should be arrested and this shouldn't be allowed because who's to say foul language isnt associated with gangs and stuff! Lol did you even read your comment before posting it bro?

      January 5, 2021 4:23 pm
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    Jerry

    Just new to your website , one thing is that I am a big lover of my Sig's. Best proformers for the buck , in my own opinion. Not quite sure how the rest of the world feels about that.

    February 24, 2019 2:46 pm
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      Rooster

      I agree

      March 18, 2019 4:31 am
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