Author John

Initially delving into the world of guns in his teens through a passion for history, John has been hobby and desert shooting with friends for years. Social media guy and gucci gear nerd extraordinaire, he enjoys tracking the equipment trends of various SOF forces worldwide and collecting a wholly unnecessary amount of Multicam Black kit.

Gear Reviews

[Review]: 5.11 Low Profile Packs (AMP12, AMP72, LV10)

Need something highly functional but still low profile? We hands-on review 5.11's line of backpacks from the AMP12 and AMP72 to the LV10 sling pack. (Read)


Triggrcon 2019: Golden Trigger Awards, Range Day, & Show

There was tons of cool stuff at Triggrcon 2019 this year. Live vicariously through us as we go through Range Day and the convention floor. (Read)

Gun Reviews

[Review] New Frontier Armory C-9: Side-Charging 9mm

Looking for an ergonomic 9mm AR-15 PCC or pistol? We hands-on review the New Frontier Armory C-9 with tons of rounds downrange and a full video too. (Read)


Local Man Dedicates Life to Valiantly Defending Hi-Point Online

Deming, NM -  New Mexico native Mike Yeetanelli announced earlier this afternoon that he's quit his job as a contractor to pursue "a higher calling" - defending the good name of besieged low-cost firearms manufacturer Hi-Point in what appear to be obvious humor pieces throughout the entire internet. (Read)

Gun Reviews

[Review] Battle Arms Development OIP: Lightest AR-15?

Need the lightest possible AR-15 for competition or survival purposes? Battle Arms Development's OIP Gen 2 comes in 3.8 lbs...and we shoot it A LOT. (Read)


The Strange Small Arms of the Looming Venezuelan Conflict

Small arms from conflicts all over the world have a story to tell. Here's some of the strangest we've found in the Venezuelan conflict. (Read)


NRA Introduces "Soundcloud Rapper" Persona to Counter Abysmal Millennial Membership

FAIRFAX, VA—In a blatant marketing move sure to come across as tragically unhip to its target demographic, the National Rifle Association announced today its intention to introduce a new spokesperson aimed specifically at bolstering millennial membership. (Read)


5.11 Resurrects Iconic 90s Streetwear Brand JNCO For 'Unparalleled Capacity' EDC Pants

LOS ANGELES, CA—In a move sure to rock both the tactical and cybergoth club rave scenes to their core, 5.11 has officially unveiled plans to acquire and resurrect Los Angeles-based streetwear company JNCO. (Read)


Biomedical Group Unveils the Kangaroo, World's First Skin-Grafted Holster

TAMPA, FLORIDA - Dubiously legal tech and defense startup Fastgood Biomedical has broken new ground today with the launch of their Kangaroo Koncealment line of skin-graft based holsters. (Read)


BREAKING: DoD Awards Kalashnikov Concern With US Military Contract

Washington, D.C. — In a stunning reversal of decades of military doctrine and common sense, the acting Secretary of Defense today announced the gradual replacement of M4 and M16 rifles currently in service with AK100 series rifles. (Read)


10 Weirdest Balaclavas on Amazon [That Some of You Maniacs Might Want]

Balaclavas are useful. These Amazon picks are probably useful too...if you self-identify as a pickle while robbing the local winery. (Read)


AZ Man Wins USPSA Match With 32 oz AR-15 Despite Severe Burns

BULLHEAD, AZ - Local USPSA pistol carbine competitor Scooter Davenport, 56, shocked onlookers this past weekend by taking home 1st place with a skeletonized barrel and buffer tube taken from a cutaway AR-15 diorama. (Read)


Top 10 Most Neckbeard Self Defense Items On Amazon

Can't carry your katana? We found 10 of the most neckbeard self defense items on Amazon. Tactical fidget spinner, punching taser, or steel throwing cards? (Read)


Man Surprised to Find Unsecured Firearms Stolen From Truck Plastered in Cringey Gun Stickers

FRESNO, CA—Local welder and gun dad Todd Heston was shocked Friday morning to discover that the truck he regularly stores his unsecured firearms in had been burglarized. (Read)
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