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Ultimate Grey Man Disguise: Denim Snake [Video]

How does one achieve superior grey man status, blending into any urban environment with ease? By becoming the Denim Snake.

Striving to reach the pinnacle of grey man, we’ve come up with a way to achieve maximum stealth mode. Using the most ubiquitous fabric known to man, we engineered the best disguise for gun owners who need to remain unseen in plain sight. 

Gaze upon our video below to achieve ultimate enlightenment and truly become…the denim snake

Disclaimer: This is a satire/parody post, which may or may not use actual names in quasi-real and/or fictitious narration. So try not to get too butt-hurt about it.

For more April Fool’s content, check out 6 Best Handguns to Buy Your Man, [Breaking] California To Require Fin Grips on All Handguns, and [Review] Halo MA40: Best Bullpup Rifle of 2021.

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    Jivebaba

    Wow. That’s 4:25 of my life that I’ll never get back.

    April 3, 2021 5:39 am
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    GayDenimSnakePornstar

    Denim Snake is definitely a gay porn.

    April 2, 2021 7:31 am
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    Francis

    If I have to wear a fanny pack I think I would just go ahead and take a bullet.

    April 2, 2021 5:46 am
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    Alternator

    Not even mildly amusing.

    April 1, 2021 12:10 pm
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